May 31, 2012

Did Someone Say Zombie Apocalypse? Anyone ready?

Okay, So if you haven't heard the Miami naked guy who ate someone's face, here are 2 links:

So some people say that the guy just got high dose of bath salts, some say it's the nearing of the zombie apocalypse and some just don't care.

I'm not saying that the Zombie Apocalypse is nearing, but let's just prepare incase there is. Better safe than sorry,  right?

4 tips:
~Don’t go out at night. (Did you know what happened to Dale when he went out at night?)
~Try not to get attention. ( Need to say more?)
~Try to avoid crowded areas. (The first mistake Rick made *I think*)
~Presence of mind (The key to survival)

So This is what you need:
*Okay, I'm not saying you should get all equipments listed here 
  • Medications and first-aid kit (for injuries or accidents)
  • Food (Foods that aren't messy and non-perishable)
  • Water (Okay, so anyone here who wants to get dehydrated?)
  • Important documents (Anything that you think you could use in an apocalyptic world)
  • Radio
  • Flashlights
  • Bag
  • Lighter (what? old school games has them)
  • Duct tape
  • Binoculars/Night vision googles
  • Bolt cutters
  • Flare (So, who'll volunteer to go inside a dark room without worrying zombies might eat you there?)


  • Knife (not a kitchen knife! It could be a Combat knife, Swiss Army knife, and whatnot)
  • Crowbar
  • Machete
  • Guns (For me, don't get a shotgun, it's noisy and could attract a horde of zombies)
  • Baseball bat (preferably aluminum)
  • Cricket bat
  • Golf clubs
  • Cross Bows/ Bows
  • Katana (If you have one)
  • Grenades
  • Pipe bomb and smoke bomb (I'm not sure if those are real, I just saw those in L4D) 
  • Chainsaw (Noisy and could attract a horde of zombies)
  • Saw
  • Axe
The primary weapon in most games....the handgun


Please...... NO SHORT SHORTS OR SLEEVELESS CLOTHING! (And please, don't use slippers)

  • Pants (Jeans, cargo, and whatnot)
  • Jacket
  • Vest
  • Shirts w/ long sleeves
  • Body suit
  • Chain mail (Let's go medieval, hehe) 
  • Pack some underwear
  • Tough and sturdy shoes (Military boots, combat boots, running shoes, whatnot)
  • Socks
  • Gloves
  • Knee and elbow pads (Optional)
  • Helmet (This is optional, You may also use gas masks) << LOL RE:ORC

#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – No Attachments
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – With your Bare Hands
#10 – Don’t Swing Low
#11 – Use Your Foot
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – Shake it Off
#14 – Always carry a change of underwear
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – Opportunity Knocks
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – Break it Up
#20 – It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – Zipplock
#24 – Use your thumbs
#25 – Shoot First
#26 – A little sun screen never hurt anybody
#27 – Incoming!
#28 – Double-Knot your Shoes
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – Pack your stain stick
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*

BTW, here are links to sites you might be interested in:

*****I'm not really excited for this, in fact... I don't like it....
Think of everything you have now, everything we take for granted... may it be games, our laptop, pets, the internet, your job, texting, vacation, watching movies, technology, friends, family, your collection and etc.

Imagine it's the zombie apocalypse now...
and now imagine all the think you take for granted, GONE. And the only thing left are zombies, survivors, and you....
Do you even think you'll survive till the end of time? (If yes, how arrogantly confident of you)
And now...
Since there are no laws and rights, what if you unfortunately cross with a band of thugs or punks who have no hesitation of killing or raping you and then loot you. (Think of the Walking Dead)

Thanks for reading!

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